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Portrait of the Artist as a Young Alien

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Alien

SitRep

In which our protagonist attempts to summarize noteworthy events of the past several months.

I took improv classes for four months. Discovered I was funny without trying to be. Improv is hard because you’re not supposed to think about anything, and I’m, well, me. The improv scene is as cliquish and dramatic and jargony and strategic as the slam poetry scene. I don’t fit in to scenes. Continue reading →

The Library is Now Open

There is a new item on the menu above. You will find a few selected works there, summoned from sleep to walk amongst you once more.

The Meme is Killing You

Have you seen this video? Of course you have. Doesn’t matter which one I’m talking about. You saw it in a tweet or on Facebook or in someone’s blog. Within days everyone we know has seen it. Then we’re all discussing it as though it were an event we saw on our way to work, only somehow we all live on the same street.

But what actually happened was we were all infected by a virus which we happily helped spread. The virus did not infect our computers. That’s just the delivery mechanism. It infected our brains. It ate up thought cycles we used to use for other things. The virus is smart. It softens the blow of the payload with some anesthetic amusement, tickling the proper receptors so that we feel like we’ve been thinking about something even though we’ve gained zero nutritional content. Plus its got celebrity endorsement. You saw it on a cool person’s Twitter, right?

We’ve gained nothing while giving up quite a bit. Continue reading →

Retrogasmic 1.6 – All Good Things

My sixth and final column for Secure Immaturity is now up. This is more of a hands-on demonstration than an actual column, an evasive technique which has served me since grade school.

Read it here.

That is Whack

Ah, here is an appropriate use of a blog: venting.

I received an email today that just sent me over the edge of bewilderment and anger. It was from someone I hadn’t heard from in over a year. The message simply said “Can you afford to begin paying for my contributions to our game yet?” And he’s talking about House of Whack. Continue reading →

Retrogasmic 1.5 – Might As Well Jump

New Retrogasmic column up at Secure Immaturity. This one’s on Dragon’s Lair and games with quick time events.

Check it out!

Retrogasmic 1.4 – You Have the Power of Ameritrash

Visit the Secure Immaturity site to read my latest article on early Ameritrash board games and the geek who loved them.

As usual, please comment at the Secure Immaturity site.

Retrogasmic 1.3 – My Primitive Ancestry

My latest article is up at Secure Immaturity. It is on early, pre-graphic games and their modern descendants.

I’ve closed comments here to encourage responses at the Secure Immaturity site.

Retrogasmic 1.2 – Once Upon A Time There Was No World Wide Web

I’ve posted a new article for the Secure Immaturity podcast and website. This one is about life online pre-World Wide Web.

Read it here.